Category Archives: Stupid Human Tricks

Pilot of Seattle bound Southwest Airlines flight caught in hot mic rant

[SEATTLE] – (MTN) Southwest Airlines has confirmed that a pilot was caught in a hot mic moment and is now under Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) investigation. On March 13, 2021, a crewmember of Southwest Airlines flight 531 flying from San Jose, California, to Seattle went on an expletive-laced rant broadcasted on the San Jose Air Traffic Control frequency. The website liveatc.net captured the audio.

Recording of southwest airlines flight 531 pilot from march 13, 2021, ranting while taxing at norman y mienta san jose international airport

While taxiing for takeoff, the unidentified pilot stated while stuttering and slurring some words, “Yeah, fuck this place. Goddamn liberal fucks. Suppose, like eight guns out here somewhere.” The pilot continued, “Fucking weirdos. Probably driving around in fucking Hyundais, fucking slow as shit, going slow as fuck.”

A pilot from a different aircraft contacted ATC, warning about the hot mic to no avail. The pilot continued, “You don’t have balls unless you’re fucking rolling coal.” Another person then indicates Southwest 531 is ready to switch to the departure frequency. The ranting pilot states they are switching to the departure frequency and hiccups at the end.

Rolling coal is an automobile subculture when diesel-powered vehicle owners remove the emission controls to create as much particle pollution as possible.

In a statement to NBC News, FAA spokesperson Ian Gregor stated, “FAA regulations prohibit airline pilots from talking about subjects that are unrelated to safely conducting their flight while taxiing and while flying below 10,000 feet altitude.” He went on to say that the agency has reported the incident to Southwest Airlines and was opening an investigation.

Southwest Airlines has not identified the pilot in a statement released earlier today.

“Our corporate Culture is built on a tenet of treating others with concern and dignity and the comments are inconsistent with the professional behavior and overall respect that we require from our Employees.”

“This situation was an isolated incident involving a single employee and not representative of the nearly 60,000 hardworking, respectful People of Southwest Airlines.”

There were no reports of any further incidents, and the March 13 flight of Southwest 531 arrived safely in Seattle.

Malcontentment Happy Hour: February 18, 2021

Our live webcast from the Seattle Anarchist Jurisdiction

The show from February 18, 2021, featured David Obelcz and our co-host Jennifer Smith.

  • Remembering Anias Valencia – NAAM Memorial
  • Seattle police shoot and kill a suicidal man
  • Malcontented Minutes
    • Disney issues cultural advisories on certain movies but excludes Pocahontas
    • Two Florida men claim to be US Marshals to avoid wearing masks
    • Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoon greets a newborn baby gorilla
    • Puerto Rico declares an emergency due to ongoing gender-identification violence
    • Bachelor/Bachelorette host Chris Harrison stepping down amid southern plantation ball flap
    • Ohio man skips a job interview to rob a bank instead
    • Mattress Mack of Houston opens up his stores to freezing Houston residents
    • Los Angeles Schools defund the police to invest in Black student achievement
    • Ted Cruz says “let ’em eat snow” as he takes off for Cancun amid one of worst weather disasters in Texas history
    • US House is expected to pass sweeping LGBTQ reform bill next week
  • Joe Biden gets facts wrong on minimum wage, immigration, and what is going on with COVID stimulus
  • Insurrection upate

About that drink last night

In the era of #metoo it is a sad state of affairs where some men need to be reminded that committing sexual assault, battery and rape isn’t acceptable. I realize it falls into the category of, “things that should go without saying,” but this is the world we live in. I hope that we can advance into a better society for the sake of my daughter and the generation she will bring, but I digress.

It appears that in the United Kingdom, not everyone has gotten the memo. Case in point, Danny, met a lovely young 20-year old lass in a British bar and bought her a drink (or two – that part isn’t clear). Chlo felt comfortable enough to share her phone number, but alas, Danny didn’t get to put his bangers into the mashed.

https://twitter.com/chlojmatthews8/status/1134772635173314560

The next day Chlo got a text from dear Danny. Oh no, not a, “oh it was so nice to meet you and I’d like to go out on a date,” text (how old fashioned of me). No, it seems Danny was upset that Chlo didn’t pay him back with her body, so he demanded payment in an online transfer for the drinks – because they didn’t smash.

Well, Chlo did what any other Millenial would do in this situation – shared the text exchange on Twitter for all of us to enjoy. Oh Danny, you stupid sod, you clearly haven’t gotten the memo.

Danny, you’re a moron. Chlo? Watch who you give your number out to and don’t be deterred, not every man is a tool.